Woke up, cleaned house in prep for inspection, noticed mold on bathroom wall, had hair straightened by Jodi, loaded car, drove to Olds, shopped at WalMart Supercentre (was in total awe), bought cheap steak and water, drove to Westward Ho, saw my dad, talked a little, read more of my book. Help dad figure out telescope. Not much luck, determined he needs better lens, went to sleep, woke up, went for free pancake breakfast at ho, played with cute dog, took Jake for walk (he almost attacked some kids) waited for mom, mom calls says its gonna rain so never showed, it rained 3x including thunderstorm. suntanned, played in river, explored campground, found washed out un-used sites! watched Star Wars Episode 6, ate steak and marshmallows, watched some scrubs, sleep in, had fight with blake, danced to Michael Jackson tunes, packed up, went to Red Deer, decided to never camp with teens again unless they bring a friend, wished i was still camping, met Matty (he and Jod are so cute together), bought movies at BB, watched Fanboys, decided I am a Fangirl (AKA of the Star Wars, I am no Trekkie), its ok to be a star wars nerd, sleep, tanned in yard, packed up car, went to Edmonton, got mad at sister for being 2 hours late leaving me alone in her in-laws place (i know her friend had a stroke and she was visiting but 2 hrs late?), panicked at edmonton traffic circle, went swimming at Millenium, played games with Jen, Jon and Blake in waves, tried flippers for first time, NO DOUBT! I'm Just a Girl!! wicked show, drank $7.50 ceasar, wished I had more but could not afford it, ate a bun, sleep in semi-strangers at the house my sister was house-sitting (but she was at her own place awkward!!), saw mom, went to galaxyland, forgot camera (dammit!!), rode the Mindbender twice with Jon (his first time), loved it!!, laughed at Jen on smaller coaster cause she was freaked out, went shopping at gigantic West 49 where my beloved dollar theatre used to be, bought blake a hoodie that zipps up over his face, saw Kevin, argued with Blake, cooked fish, ate fish, watched Family Guy Blue Harvest and Role Models (such an inappropriate movie full of jerks, swearing kids and sexual references), slept in cramped hot condo, rode in jen's new ride, packed up, drove to red deer, then to olds (where mom forgot to meet us due to cell phone issues), then to Calgary (total: 4 hrs). Watched Marley and Me and cried, walmart for milk and now typing my life away.
Tomorrow: Blake is off to week long camp!!! Finally a break from chaos for a bit.
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I couldn't help but notice that you didn't eat very much during this week. A pancake breakfast, steak & marshmallows, a bun and fish. That just doesn't seem like a sufficient caloric intake, especially to prepare for a week of nothing. Unless of course you were able to make the bun and fish stretch enough to feed an entire multitude of people who had all gathered to hear your sermon, but then you just ate it all yourself. If that was the case then it was probably enough.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore; were I you, I would not let down my guard. Chaos can stike at any time, even in the shower.
Well not all the food I ate was that interesting.....do you care to hear about salted peanuts, abundent energy drinks, water and toast, amoung other things?
ReplyDeleteI would like a complete list of every single thing that you consumed during the week. Then I shall analyze your diet and determine which foods you should and should not eat in order to avoid chaos. My preliminary report suggests you should stick to just water and toast.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I put on the toast?
ReplyDeleteWell, water; obviously. Unless you want to invite the chaos in. In that case maybe try marmalade.
ReplyDeletethen my toast wouldn't be toast...it would be soggy like cream of wheat or something of the likes
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